How to Learn to Walk, by Russell the Rock Star

Thank you for coming today. Get ready to settle in for your first lesson in how to learn to walk. Remember that a few falls are normal, and you can still turn it in to a movie star moment with a little practice!

Sometimes life is just a blur when you move so fast. Or Daddy tries to take a still picture with a movie camera.


Let the coach have her say, but be sure you have some balance before you start. Build self confidence by doing something that you have already mastered first, like shaking the exersaucer.


Don't be afraid to get a little help with your balance, because it is important. If you end up falling, be sure to smile for the camera. They'll think you did it on purpose.


When you put it all together, head directly for the camera. Crashing into parental paparazzi is acceptable and may amuse them.

Although the video was not light enough for Mama to post for me, I can now crawl down the stairs as well. I need better video for that lesson. In the meantime, please continue to practice walking on flat surfaces and we'll meet again later to show off our progress.


Don't forget to get your beauty rest after a good lesson. You'll need your strength for next time.